antigravitas chamber

"It was a 50/50 chance that it was oatmeal"

Her: I may or may not have just put a small globule of lotion in my mouth thinking it was oatmeal. Wait, yeah, that totally just happened.

Me: Blugh. How did this happen?

Her: It was on my desk, and I had oatmeal earlier. So, really, it was a 50/50 chance that it was oatmeal. Not as strong/horrible as you would think.

Me: I don't even understand the compulsion to eat a glob of cold oatmeal off the desk.

Her: You just have to love me, nowhere in our vows did it say you had to understand me.