Also, only got enough sod for half the ‘bald spot’ out back: http://twitpic.com/6aij9 #yardfail
Front yard dirt pit filled in and seeded. Now, I have a lovely dirt mound.
Overheard in movie theater restroom: “Daddy, I’mma jump in the toilet!” “Kyle, stand over there.” “Daddy, I see your weiner!” “C’mon Kyle.”
Indeed, ugly is the new black. www.latfh.com
Good thing I got a job offer today. Just caught myself reading the Animaniacs entry on Wikipedia..
It’s soundtrack day on my playlist. Amelie, Gattaca, Deadwood, Blade Runner…
Childhood fav, Flight of the Navigator being remade http://tr.im/mvuQ
You're 25, time to grow up. →
esandberg: roseb4hoes: (via lesbenjamin) Most important one… 19. Take care of yourself. If you are sick, visit a doctor. If you are sad, visit a shrink or talk to a friend. If you are unhappy in love, break up. If you are fed up with how you look, buy a new shirt or stop eating cheese. If you have a problem, try to fix it. Many problems are knotty and need a lot of talking through, or time...
Tried to buy sod at Lowes & Home Depot this weekend - both said they only get it once a week and goes in hours. Srsly? In 2009? #whitewhine
Thank you DVR. I did need 87 re-runs of House recorded.
Just ate taco bell and kinda want to die. Setting time machine to 20 minutes ago.
If you like Terminator, you’ll dig the new one. Enjoyed it despite Bruce Wayne.
“In the Beginning, Man Created God,” Atheist ad campaign rolled out http://tr.im/m9tb
How can I filter out Tumblarity posts from my...
Also, Orlando Magic from Twitter.
Laptop Hunters Parody “…and you know what? I don’t wanna go into space.”
Mastering the art of cat yodeling: http://tr.im/lI7p
Wait, so for a pledge of $200, I get the official Yanni clip-on mustache AND the canvas tote? Done.
Everyone’s tooting about Magic tonight - must be referring to this enchanting Yanni concert on PBS.
I figured it out, guys
Done. dwineman: Find the woman who laughs the loudest at you when you do dumb stuff. Marry that gorgeous creature.
Make the Girl Dance “Baby Baby Baby”
I’ll never learn to drive stick on principal alone. I gladly surrender granular control for usability. Also explains my <3 for Apple.
Kinda wish there was a seperate twooter for sports observations…
Go #Warlocks! Kill those #Bollweevil asshats from a town other than #mine! #
Clown murder http://bit.ly/17EBGp
Bad Astronomy’s scientific review of new Trek. I’m such a nerd that I picked up on almost all of these: http://tr.im/l4oH
Was force-fed entire 1st season of Chuck this weekend. *burp* Best part of show is Adam Baldwin (aka Jayne from Firefly.)
AC seized. Apparently, 50-degrees is pushing the AC too hard. I require polar conditions to keep my human meat-husk preserved.
WTFuck is wrong with that Shia LeBeouf? http://tr.im/l0iz