May 2009
77 posts
May 31st
May 31st
Also, only got enough sod for half the ‘bald spot’ out back: http://twitpic.com/6aij9 #yardfail
May 30th
Front yard dirt pit filled in and seeded. Now, I have a lovely dirt mound.
May 30th
Overheard in movie theater restroom: “Daddy, I’mma jump in the toilet!” “Kyle, stand over there.” “Daddy, I see your weiner!” “C’mon Kyle.”
May 30th
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Indeed, ugly is the new black. www.latfh.com
May 29th
May 29th
May 28th
Good thing I got a job offer today. Just caught myself reading the Animaniacs entry on Wikipedia..
May 28th
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It’s soundtrack day on my playlist. Amelie, Gattaca, Deadwood, Blade Runner…
May 27th
May 27th
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Childhood fav, Flight of the Navigator being remade http://tr.im/mvuQ
May 27th
You're 25, time to grow up. →
esandberg: roseb4hoes: (via lesbenjamin) Most important one… 19. Take care of yourself. If you are sick, visit a doctor. If you are sad, visit a shrink or talk to a friend. If you are unhappy in love, break up. If you are fed up with how you look, buy a new shirt or stop eating cheese. If you have a problem, try to fix it. Many problems are knotty and need a lot of talking through, or time...
May 27th
Tried to buy sod at Lowes & Home Depot this weekend - both said they only get it once a week and goes in hours. Srsly? In 2009? #whitewhine
May 26th
May 26th
Thank you DVR. I did need 87 re-runs of House recorded.
May 26th
Just ate taco bell and kinda want to die. Setting time machine to 20 minutes ago.
May 26th
May 23rd
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If you like Terminator, you’ll dig the new one. Enjoyed it despite Bruce Wayne.
May 23rd
“In the Beginning, Man Created God,” Atheist ad campaign rolled out http://tr.im/m9tb
May 22nd
How can I filter out Tumblarity posts from my...
Also, Orlando Magic from Twitter.
May 22nd
May 21st
May 21st
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Laptop Hunters Parody “…and you know what? I don’t wanna go into space.”
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May 18th
Mastering the art of cat yodeling: http://tr.im/lI7p
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Wait, so for a pledge of $200, I get the official Yanni clip-on mustache AND the canvas tote? Done.
May 18th
Everyone’s tooting about Magic tonight - must be referring to this enchanting Yanni concert on PBS.
May 18th
I figured it out, guys
Done. dwineman: Find the woman who laughs the loudest at you when you do dumb stuff. Marry that gorgeous creature.
May 17th
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May 16th
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WatchWatch
Make the Girl Dance “Baby Baby Baby”
May 16th
May 15th
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I’ll never learn to drive stick on principal alone. I gladly surrender granular control for usability. Also explains my <3 for Apple.
May 14th
May 14th
May 14th
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Kinda wish there was a seperate twooter for sports observations…
May 13th
Go #Warlocks! Kill those #Bollweevil asshats from a town other than #mine! #
May 13th
Clown murder http://bit.ly/17EBGp
May 12th
May 12th
May 12th
Bad Astronomy’s scientific review of new Trek. I’m such a nerd that I picked up on almost all of these: http://tr.im/l4oH
May 11th
Was force-fed entire 1st season of Chuck this weekend. *burp* Best part of show is Adam Baldwin (aka Jayne from Firefly.)
May 11th
AC seized. Apparently, 50-degrees is pushing the AC too hard. I require polar conditions to keep my human meat-husk preserved.
May 11th
WTFuck is wrong with that Shia LeBeouf? http://tr.im/l0iz
May 11th